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I'm going to be honest with you, I've hacked the pentagon and used their super computer to complete your todo list.


I’ve gone ahead and worked through the entire todo list and the police are currently en route to your residence.

Sitting with you in this.


[And this folks is the true reason we are out of ammo in the middle east ...]




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